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Bad Sex

Unless you are a virgin, you know you have had it, “BAD SEX”! No matter the stud you proclaim to be or the lying wench who claims all her sexual encounters were “orgasmic”, guess what? We know you are lying, for everyone at least once in their life has had an encounter with bad sex. Another thing I must add is that we women know men like to discuss their sexual encounters with other men, I must say, so do women, but while men are lying about their sexual encounters in locker rooms, we women are actually engaging in conversations about our sex lives and they are honest and far more explicit with the details.

We women “kiss and tell”, we even discuss penis size. We will talk about kissing techniques. We talk about the difference between “making love” and “sex”. We talk about men who are awesome in bed and we laugh about the ones who aren\'t. I have found that most women will cut men slack if they are inexperienced, we accept this as an excuse for not pleasuring properly.

The following is a list of things which I feel could turn a possible great sexual encounter bad.

Bad Hygiene. If you want to get it on with someone, please make sure you are clean. There is nothing more disgusting than a man who didn\'t wipe his butt properly or contains the smell of sweat.

Please shave. Stubble is not sexy, in fact, it can be painful. Most women do not like the stubble in certain areas, it doesn\'t take that long to shave gentlemen, as “Nike” says, “JUST DO IT”!

Don\'t talk dirty during the first sexual encounter. Some women enjoy this at one time or other, but give some time to figure out if this can be brought into the “sexual” game. Don\'t assume she wants you to slap her butt and call you “Big Daddy”!

Don\'t introduce sexual kinky crap during the first sexual encounter. Some women are deffinitely into this, but once again, unless you know she\'s a “kink” right off the bat, don\'t assume.

Don\'t inform your potential mate of all your great sexual moves with your “ex”. This is a HUGE turnoff and makes it obvious that you have low sexual self esteem.

Don\'t refrain from noises during sex. Would you like it if “she” just laid there making no sounds? Enough said on that one.

Refrain from jamming fingers where they do not belong. If you are going to tread there, be gentle.

Don\'t state how big your “manhood” is. I\'ve always wondered why men have stated this. Do they think we women are blind?

Don\'t EVER take a phone call during sex. Unless you are a doctor on call or some other important job, this is a no-no.

Unless you have said “I love you” outside the bedroom, do not say it in the bedroom. Don\'t say it on the kitchen table or while getting it on in the floor in the hallway either.

Let's face it, “Bad Sex” sucks! There is no need for macho attitudes or gender wars during sex. This is one time where those particular wars can be sat aside and both genders can enjoy being a man or woman

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